Jakes

The Police

The Jakes arrested me!

by Gordon_ September 26, 2023

Jake Fuck

A Brazilian man with a Big dick who never shuts up and is really loyal in a relationship he can be quite selfless and that ends up getting him used by girls but he’s too stupid to realise it and he also has 0 academic ability

What’s your name?

Ohh my name is Jake Fuck

by Dylan Al-huasisian November 23, 2021

Jake

A person that is insanely rich and has a mainson, pool, pool house, basketball court, ice rank, putting green. Also has more but it is to much to name. He is very nice and does not brag.

yo whats up Jake

by savagenoobs is trash January 8, 2019

Jake

HOT AS FUCK
60000 FEET DICK
DEEP BLUE EYES
BIG BOOTY
HOT AS FUCK
BIGGUS DICKUS
SMART AF
WET BREAST

ONE HALF DEAD EARBUD
ENTITLED TO JAMES' CHEESE
LITLLE BIT GAY

JAKE PEGGED ME
JAKE JAKED ME
ILL DO A JAKE

by 60,000 FEET DICK February 22, 2022

Jake

Jakes are pretty sound geezas. They have emo phases and tend to listen to music such as bad girls club, and smoke a lot of pot. They are really cool boppers and are always looking for a good time. If you need a good time make sure you call jake.

Person: I need to feel good tonight
Me: call jake

by DreaderZ February 26, 2024

jake paul

The BIGGEST white boy on the face of YouTube if you watch him you will obtain terminal cancer and die from a brain fart. This PUSSY should have his knee caps blown off with a spaz-12 and skinned alive. words cannot explain how cringy this kid is. He literally dressed like a zebra in the first press conference. He is the definition of cancer,infects millions of people and they don't realize what has happened before it is too late and their lives are ruined.

Wow Jake Paul=cancer

by jdvvjdjjdo July 22, 2018

Jake Paul

A pussy ass bitch and will get beaten up by a big black man called olajide olatunji

You know that Jake Paul kid he will get beaten up by olajide olatunji

by KSI fan Boy August 17, 2020