3 definitions by OwlieSaunder
When a boy who blasts his recorder into other students' ears stops for a moment to think about his life, then begins to play the recorder as children around him sing the iconic song "Jake Has No Friends"
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
Really it's a song! Look it up! A good one too ;0
The true meaning of Jake Has No Friends is not to bully the jakes of the world, but to enlighten each other with words of hope and reinforcement! We all are Jake inside.
While thinking about his life, Jake will go "Aw shucks, I have no friends!!" Then the kids around will comment in response by saying "Guys hey! Jake Has No Friends !"
by OwlieSaunder December 15, 2018
By calling someone an Owlie, you are calling them a loser, who has no life, and spends their time making theatrical references. Owlies are intensely annoying, they are often called "Angsty" "R00D" and "Idiot". Owlies have no idea what to do when it comes to social situations, so they are often made fun of. They are prone to injuries. If you through something while an Owlie is nearby, you will hit them. Do not hit the Owlie, they will come and attack you.
"Yo man, the fuck is that Owlie doing, sitting alone by herself like some kind of loser."
"But bro, she is a loser, she's an Owlie."
"But bro, she is a loser, she's an Owlie."
by OwlieSaunder October 23, 2017
Erin Burrds are magical beings. They often appear in the physical form of a Bird. More specifically, a parakeet. These creatures are often angsty. They have double the angst if they are paired with an Owlie.
"Jess, I think my bird is slowly becoming an Erin Burrd. He won't look at me, and when I try to put my hand in the cage, he bites me!"
"o dont worry, hun, it's just a faze"
"o dont worry, hun, it's just a faze"
by OwlieSaunder October 23, 2017