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David L

A surprisingly smexy individual (fucking fabulous forearms). People say he's gay, but it really is a thorny theological problem and some would say its just a phase. An incredibly smart cookie who is lowkey fuckable (2 shots max). Hes a great climber, but i would rather he climb me instead.

Yours mathematically,
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ughhh David L, stop with the maths already.
wow David L! you have such great forearms.
aw David L.. you dont need to sweat maths to be loveable and sexy.
by V Gggggggggggggggggggggggggggg February 3, 2025
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David

A person who is tall and is rude to everyone
That guy is such an asshole

Yeah his name is "David"
by ThatOneCommunistpig November 1, 2021
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David Bishel

A guy friend who you used to have a crush on who you are no longer attracted to, yet he is exactly the kind of person you want to marry.
"I'm not attracted to Jeremy, but I want to marry someone just like him!"
"Anna! He's your David Bishel!"
by DATPERSONUKNOW May 12, 2014
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David Andersen

A dirty person who is usually a Jew. Massive ears and over use of dead memes
David andersen is mean, like a big eared person. jew
by BonerBoy69247 February 15, 2018
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kara david

Simply the most amazing girl you could ever meet. She can make you fall in love with her almost instantly with her gorgeous personality and never fails to make you smile. She deserves the world for all the good she does for everyone around her. You could stare at her without saying a word for hours on end and continue to find new things to love about her.
"zamnnnnnnnn kara david or should I say lil chink"
by thefirelord May 3, 2018
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David

David is my bf and the best one you could ever possibly want. He's so amazing and i love him wayyyyy too much, LOL. David if you're reading this, it's me. i love you David. <3
Person: what's his naaame?
me: david
Person: wow u must be lucky!
by anonymous November 23, 2022
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David Dobrik apology videos

David Dobrik apology videos are videos nobody cares about >:(
He's making me watch David Dobrik apology videos! You guys, no one cares about Youtube apology videos especially David Dobrik's! - Edward Centeno
by lxuren May 18, 2021
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