Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 21, 2015

vagina repellent

See truck nuts and skinny jeans
Or any other gross display that men think shows masculinity but really just ensures the gays know where they are.

"Duuuude, did you come out & I missed it?"

What the fuck you mean, man?
"You've got double vagina repellent going on -- you've got truck nuts on your Ford & you're wearing the gayest pair of skinny jeans I've ever seen.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 16, 2023

rocks in the vagina

Shit you say to a hot girl after you've been shutdown

Hey babe what you doing later?
Psssh no.
Bitch you got rocks in the vagina

by U571A April 1, 2015

glass vagina

Something so delicate and fragile it is always broken or injured

Dude , Jimmy Garrapolo is injured again, he such a glass vagina

by Scottepants October 22, 2023

Vagina Stampede

1.(A) Dictating someone your religion with means of throat shoving.
2.(B) A large crowd of women with a singular intent.

Vagina Stampede

1a. Mormons.
2a. Televangelists.
3a. Obama.
4a. Mel Gibson.

Religious person: "Have you heard the good word?"
Response: "Take your 'vagina stampede' to a cancer house!!"

Religious Person: "Can I tell you about your heavenly father?"
Response: "Nope. His 'vagina stampede' already corrupted my daughter."

"I'm not Muslim."

"FUCK THE JEWS!!!!"

1b. The opening night of 'New Moon.'
2b. The Sarah Palin pary.

by WtF#? September 27, 2010

Vagina

A tool used to torture women into wasting 4 days of the month to look depressed and 'go for a shit' all the time.

My vagina will be the death of me

by Sad_enough June 25, 2019

Vagina

Something you’ll never get

I never tried to beat a vagina before

by williamhicks08 August 18, 2023