coily snake

When a turd coils up and sticks up out of the water

Boy I just left a large coily snake and feel much better!

by Probod November 12, 2017

Dirtbag snake

Someone who fucks another mans exwife and the husband claims to be your podna and gets mad.

Man I heard he was hanging out with my ex. Supposed to be my friend and all. What a fucking dirtbag snake! Prolly won’t even give me my 25$!

by Whoopigoldnerd September 29, 2021

hissing snake

when one possesses a floppy and ejaculates by shaking their penis with no hands

Janis: that guys a total badass! he hissing snake'd all over me!

by nighthawk211211211 June 19, 2009

ted snaking

The act of buttfucking one of your bros or hommies. The name "ted" refers to bill and teds excellent adventure, and their buttfucking chemistry.

Bob: hey what were you and Charlie doing last night

Todd: oh yeah, we were ted snaking each other in the Dennys parking lot.
Bob: bruh... thats dope af

by Dragon dix August 3, 2021

Rodeo snake

A poop so long it lifts you off the bowl and starts bucking.

I heard some screaming from the bathroom. Wouldn't you know it , the misses was riding a rodeo snake

by Howboycat December 29, 2016

Strawberry Snake

When a male has sex with a female on her period, turning his penis a pinkish, strawberry red.

In exchange for giving her anal she said I had to give her a strawberry snake.

by Nell.e August 8, 2019

stabbing snake

referring to a man's penis

Franny is so fine, I want to introduce her to my stabbing snake.

by hippy29 December 12, 2011