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The tall tax 

The 'tall tax' refers to the many inconveniences that a tall person may encounter in their life (whether that be financially or socially).

Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.

In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants
Just because I'm tall, doesn't mean that I should have to pay more to sit down. That's the tall tax for you
The tall tax by Lanky dude April 10, 2019
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the thing is is that 

In the white American lexicon, this phrase means “the thing is” but has somehow transformed to include the word ‘is’ twice, colloquially.
“The thing is is that Friends was a groundbreaking sitcoms, guys.”

the tommy special

If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special
Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special
the tommy special by foreskin eater November 16, 2019

the two-finger weave 

When you use your pointer and middle finger to finger a girl and use a weaving motion when fingering her pussy.
Gabe gave Isabel the best two-finger weave she'd ever had.

"When Gabe hit me with the two-finger weave I was at a loss for words."

the trail 

The term “The trail “ was used back in the 1800s to ask someone how long they been wandering the west
So partner how long have you been on the trail

The Tori-Crockett Effect

(n.) A sensation that occurs when reading words written by a Tori Crockett, that induces her voice in your head.
Every single time I text Tori, I hear it in her voice and her voice only. It must be the Tori-Crockett Effect

The Travel Gavel 

Another name for The Bammer Hammer
"I think the travel gavel is jammed"
The Travel Gavel by Lavabite October 27, 2020