eggars school

Massive shithole of a school. Created by some div 400 years ago since then has been run throughout the centuries by Mrs Danks. Sully the headteacher is "leaving" the school because the police busted his child trafficking operation. Full of chavs and battymen, do not enter the maths toilets unless you want to suffocate and die from vape smoke. Teeming with dickhead teachers, Mr Roach and Mr Brand are chill but avoid everyone else especially Mr Dance as he will chase you around particularly if you have dark skin. Generally good idea to not ever come here, Heath End is probably better which is saying a lot.

"What secondary did you go to?"
"Went to Eggars School, left me scarred."
"Eggars? My mate went there, some blonde cunt sparked him for no reason and the teachers put him in detention for blocking the corridoor while unconscious."
"I know right, it's so awful there."

by ShroomSalesman August 3, 2023

hayle school

bunch of bloody emits and has no fucking passion the teachers are aperslute wank and think they hard and square up to the students, 1 day som1 will spark them out.

what do we think of shit hayle school, what do we think of hayle school shit

by c1frmthesouthwest June 23, 2022

Woldingham School

Sloane Central, located in a picturesque valley. Only the best go there. Daddy will buy u wat u want...Just think of the fun you could have @ an all girls Sacred Heart Catholic boarding school with Ann Summers just next door' Bloody Sexy too

Its literally actually basically the best place to be

by Chief December 24, 2003

Hall School

A Private School in wimbledon, Right Next to one of the ursuline schools,very very very sexy boys there but they do wear very gay cream trousers.People may call this school snobby but no i think people are just jealous cos they are rich. This School also has a three legged Cat Its extremly Cute.

"Stack Theres your Hall School!"
"wow Hall school looks like a house!"

by Stacey-leigh May 4, 2005

school of thought

Method of thinking, manner of drawing ones premises.

One was a left-leaning Atheist, the other was a wealthy Catholic minister with a good edication. They had different premises but held a mutual respect because they were from the same school of thought.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

School Time, School Time

Something to say when there is really nothing else to say in a conversation. Originally from Flamingo.

*akward silence*

Person: School time, school time.

by BilliesGorol February 6, 2020

Nonsuch School

A grammar school located in Surrey where students are kind and intellectual, they have a lot of respect and many people are really fit. A numerous amount of schools are jealous of the beauty and brains they have.

John: Wow, that girl's so nice and fit; she's perfect!
Jason: Yeah, she must go to Nonsuch School!

by POOOOOFACE December 18, 2009