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sam

a simp that puts hoes b4 bros
sam is simping for chloe
by ur a nonce June 1, 2021
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Sam

A white-trash rich boy who will end up working his family business. Sam is a very small individual but at times could shadow his energy above the tallest person. Sam tends to hold on to grudges, but never comes through to settle old scores.
That Sam won't remember
G-d damn, that sam
by itstruebro May 9, 2019
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sam parker jones

every woman wants him they bow to the sight of him and have a orgy once they glance towards him its a orgy circle he is sexy cute awesome beautiful etc
by samsosexy June 10, 2025
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Sam

Sam is a person (male or female) that doesn’t think about them selves more than others they can be some of the nicest people to be around but aren’t always there in the head, they usually are easily distracted but can jump back on topic by just repeating yourself and they often don’t know what to say but try to fit what you’re talking about with any possible word to explain their thoughts
Ted: I was talking with Sam earlier but I think he was ignoring me
Pat: did you try saying it over again or forget he/she can be a dumbass sometimes
by Aaaaa223 November 23, 2021
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Sam Bortnick

A Sam Bortnick is a man who will haunt your memories for years after meeting him. 1 minute he's your wildest dream, and the next he's your worst nightmare. You're probably lucky to have him in your life but only if he cares about you. I'm just ranting at this point but hey probably better to publish emotions on urban dictionary than act like a clingy stalker hoe on social media. Sam Bortnicks are wild bewitching entities with the capability to make one's girlhood tremble. The kind of guy you will always wish you were able to make it work with, but at the end of the day, your family will probably hate him.
Sam bortnick is unlike any person I've ever met.
by $skaterboi$ October 4, 2023
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Sam Bashing

The act of tagging your 'friend' Sam in offensive, useless, outrageous and out right shameful posts on facebook for humiliation and or general annoyance
Leigh: Did you see I went Sam Bashing last night? You should see some of the things I tagged him in last night.

Steve: I saw some of it , that one about the mummy's boy was genius! I tagged him in a few too.

Leigh: I found some more. I'll go Sam Bashing again in a minute

Steve: Yeah.. I reckon he'll take offense to the one about the cheeseburger
by Triplesteve October 10, 2016
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Sam

A guy who puts other in front of himself, has a sad life but never shows it and always has a fake smile, cares so much and is always there for you. You can count on him no matter what, and he will help you no matter what
Josh: you ever heard of a sam
Elisabeth: yes hes a nice guy
Josh: you like him?
Elisabeth: no hes JUST a friend
by Lolz007 November 20, 2021
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