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grouch potato

n. Person more interested in complaining than solving.

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My husband hates our government but he will not make the effort to vote. He is a total grouch potato.
grouch potato by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

1 potato, 2 potato 

The description of the length of a man’s penis. 1 potato is equal to one gripping hands length. 2 potato is equal to two gripping hands length. Anything over 2 potato is extremely well endowed:)
I smiled when he removed his pants and I saw he was not only 1 potato, 2 potato, he was 3 potato more!
1 potato, 2 potato by Reali88 August 18, 2020

Chocolate Potato Soup

Noun: slang for diarrhea with little chunks.
Excuse me a moment while I use the restroom, all that curry is making me bake up some chocolate potato soup.
Chocolate Potato Soup by GreaseWizard September 14, 2020

Rotten Potato Sackter 

When you cup your hand near your butt, fart and with a quick movement of your hand and wrist towards your face you smell your own fart.
When I had some bad gas in the movie theater I pulled a Rotten Potato Sackter to assure I could let one rip!
Rotten Potato Sackter by SDT October 9, 2020

reggae potato 

a cool potato that sings raggae
reggae potato by enjoyyourday October 12, 2020

Reverse potato 

A sex position where the girl lays on her belly while curled up like a potato and the guy pipes her from behind.
Dude 1: yo dude you know that girl Foz ?
Dude 2: yeah bro
Dude 1: I straight up reverse potatoed her last night
Reverse potato by anonymous November 9, 2020