i poop

A skyrim character I created AKA the real dragonborn

Person1: your not the dragonborn

Dovakin: I poop

by Idiotcowboy69 August 22, 2021

Poop hunter

Poop hunter, a poop hunter is someone who desperately goes all around the world under 24 hours collecting shit from everyone he sees and everyone's toilet. The first poop hunter is located at 552 W 38th St, New York, NY 10018.

Rob: Hey Johnny, how are ya?

Johnny: He...He took my poop...

Rob: Who took your poop exactly?

Johnny: The...The Poop Hunter...

by Articums November 10, 2020

Poop Gangster

A person who has bad swag and thinks their cool and uses the word poop or fart (immaturely)

Shawn is always talking to the girls but is very immature he’s a poop gangster.

by Dr. Fredrick Pinkleton January 11, 2021

poop omelette

When you have explosive diarrhea and each individual item you've eaten can be identified in your waste.

I had a stomach flu last week and was firing poop omelettes out of my ass for days

by PKNdle April 9, 2016

poop pill

Something you take in order to poop

Man I can't crap I need too take my poop pill

by Kangaroo tucks May 14, 2017

phoney poop

When you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom but you’re really just gonna use your phone

Things aren’t going anywhere tonight, that’s the third time in the last hour the girl’s had to use the bathroom !
Oh, you’ve got it wrong she’s just texting friends, you know, it’s a phoney poop!

by MomEil January 3, 2018

Poop acoustics

Blasting farts in a fully public toilet that is not binary specific.

Bro, your girlfriend walked in while i was on the toilet and said my poop acoustics were fantastic!

by AnEndlessChaos August 25, 2022