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michael

a stupid dirty slave who solely depends on eating chicken and drinking cool aid to survive
hey have you seen michael today?
nah he's too busy eating chicken and practising shooting his glock
by nweionofnef March 17, 2024
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Cason Michael Kuehling

The ultimate edger; edges everywhere at all times possible
Girl: OMG look its a Cason Michael Kuehling, he edging!
by FluidWare October 19, 2023
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Michael Janocher

Michael Janocher ist jemand, der durch wohl überlegte Argumente überzeugen kann.
"Nenn' mich nicht Hurensohn", oder "Halt's Maul" sind z.B. solche Argumente.

"Hör auf zu Michael Janochern" = "Höre auf zu argumentieren"
by YodaDuBist_420 August 3, 2020
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michael harden

A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.
by Mioni coe May 2, 2018
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michael jackson

one of many legends. born august 29, 1958 and died june 25, 2009. he began performing at the age of 5, starting a group with his brothers jackie, tito, marlon, jermaine, and randy jackson. by the early 1980's, michael had separated from his brothers to pursue his solo career. he released albums Off the Wall in 1979, Thriller in 1982, Bad in 1987, Dangerous in 1991, HIStory in 1995, Blood on the Dance Floor in 1997, Invincible in 2001, Michael in 2010, Xscape in 2014, and Scream in 2017. he was dubbed the King of Pop by his dear friend elizabeth taylor. he will forever live in our hearts.
My favorite Michael Jackson song is Man in the Mirror!
by dontbeacherrybro March 9, 2021
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Michael Burt

Burt is a selfish prick that only hangs around the druggies so he can look like he does drugs but in real life he doesn’t he just says it to look cooler than he really is. Most of the time they have no family or real friends that actually care for him. But they are way too stupid to see it. Most of the time they will treat their little friends they have like absolute shit and they will stab them in the back every chance they get. Burt is a self proclaimed skater when the only thing he can do is sit on his ass and do nothing. He is a self righteous asshole who despritly needs a hair cut like right now. wow he’s a very very very sad excuse for a human. That’s probably why his sister fucking died because she was way to embarrassed of him she just had to leave. I’m sorry for your fucked up life but that doesn’t mean that you get to take it out on innocent people. He’s an attention whore and is known for spreading rumors that are not true. He is known for making up shit and then it will ruin relationships with people. His an asshole
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Michael

Too big to handle its not really easy to explain. A Spartan and well watch the 300 and then you will know. Just so broad not even that tall just scary in ways you cant imagine and sexy. Talented in pertcicular industries but many dont understand the talent capabilities since they have not got the brain capacity.
Addison rae: Honestly I want it in my mouth. The exclusive tunes Michael has only sent to me are the icing on his broad structure.
by toldtodothis June 28, 2021
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