The only thing I know for real

Used to describe a situation that you don't understand, but also want to sound really damn cool.

Person 1: "Man this math test is way too hard. The only thing I know for real is that there will be bloodshed."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD"
Person 2: "Bro stop fucking screaming, you're just solving for x."

by Thisi December 21, 2023

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Keep it real

keeping it real: ‘^ present tense for full of shit - example man walks into friends apartment and says: “ Yo… I’mma keep it real, red doesn’t look good on you.”… then later leaves and hops into his busted ass Toyota Camry.

^^* keeping it real - last used in a cool way in 2012.

^^^* keep it real - to be so full of themselves that they believe their perception is the standard for reality. Be prepared to be blessed with tactless honesty.

“Yo imma keep it real, you sister is fine AF.”

by Rill Recognize Rill December 08, 2023

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Real person

A person who sticks with a close knit group, family, and friends through thick and thin. A person who will do good by you even though someone has dragged them through the mud multiple times. A person whose actions are justified. A person that everyone leans on and fucks over but when it’s crunch time they don’t expect them to be drained from everything. A person who’s actions are justified.

“Your not even my real cousin”
…
“At least I act like a real person”

by Ariiwantspenguins May 22, 2024

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