ass stash

1. Something you have hidden up your ass. Most of the time when your hiding it from authority. After you keestered something, whats in your ass is your ass stash

Example: Prisoner #1-You still got that ass stash?

Prisoner #2-Yeah, I keestered that shit. We got some weed for later.

by keestermaster February 9, 2010

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Ass dirt

known as the left over crap that doesn't get wiped off when one is finished cleaning their ass after taking a chocolate nugget.
Usually guys have this problem the most since its harder to clean a harry ass.

me:hey man? whats the best way to get rid of ass dirt

friend: bleach and a scrub brush .

me: wow Ive never seen my asshole so clean :)

by the lomondo September 2, 2013

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smoking ass

The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property

Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!

Last night i smoked so much ass!

by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016

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ass magician

he who is gifted in dropping atomic ass bombs and getting away with it for a few moments by sneezing or coughing. then of course he is left to suffer in his stinky aura.

Guy: *cough* *cough*
Dude: (after a few seconds) what the hell???
Guy: Success! you didnt even hear me do it!
Dude: ....you Ass Magician.......

by TrippleWhopper November 26, 2007

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skinny ass

A girl that’s a / has a skinny ass is a beautiful woman that’s skinny but still has a good ass on her. She’s not thick she just has a pretty spectacular ass to hip to waist ratio.

‘Hey Tony, you know Tessa’
‘Yeah John what about her’
‘She’s what some would call a skinny ass’

by 3=>Papi July 14, 2019

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