cranking the horse

To masturbate with such force and commitment that one could be mistaken for trying to manually start a 19th-century automobile.

He was cranking the horse crazy style like a desperate cowboy milking thunder from the sky, each stroke a plea to the gods of lust and loneliness. I left the room a changed man.

by HuemanAfterAll May 11, 2025

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Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

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horse ball

A high level manipulating tactic like gas lighting but way stronger

guy 1 "dude you wanna play orangutan shotput with me NOW!"
guy 2 "STOP PLAYING HORSE BALL WITH ME BUD IM NOT FALLING FOR IT"

by johniscool44 April 15, 2024

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Use widely in Wisconsin bar dice game called Horse played for drinks or juke box, often against the bartender. To win, you must win two out of three games. If you each have won a game, it is a horse apiece.

Also often used to state equality.

"You can take County F north or County HH east, the distance is a horse apiece."

by Yellowdog777 April 16, 2024

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Horse Girl

A short girl with a short temper sometimes referred to as “tiny mad”. Overly sensitive like a bitch. Wakes up at 7AM sharp like a psychopath, which coincides with her preference of Orange Sumol.

That Ines Duarte is the antithesis of a Horse Girl.

by ThatOneGuy505 April 17, 2024

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