real life

A Minecraft hardcore multiplayer world or server

Real life is like a Minecraft hardcore multiplayer world.

by the random. July 25, 2022

Real Futbol 24

Quite possibly the most annoying fucking game on the Roblox platform, You will somehow get ur ball stolen by some stupid fuck that hasn't payed his internet bill in 20 years, and when you get past them, they will just randomly vote kick you. This game genuinely probably has the worst fanbase because it's filled with 7 year olds that can't afford FC25.

Person 1: Let's play RF24 (Real Futbol 24) bro
Person 2: I play FC25 you fucking brokie

by CosmicRetro December 18, 2024

Real Bleb Hours

The hours between 4:25 am and 6:25 am during which the meme creature, Bleb frolics spreading life and love and Gamer Girl Pee, Also Little Unknown Fact Bleb lives inside a Twitter Webcomic Made by @xPieDot

Person A: "Hey bro, you know it's Real Bleb Hours"?

Person B: "What"

by piedot August 27, 2019

Real manning

When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.

Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.

Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.

Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !

by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023

Festive liru fucker (real)

HES BACK AND HES CELEBRATING FEELING FESTIVE. HE FUCKS LIRUS. He is a gamer.

Akame (real) (gab) (beta male): lmao hes back
Festive liru fucker (real) (chad): fuck off
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male):*dies*

by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021

The internet is real

No. You fucks. The internet is real and the block feature is a facsimile of you closing off your own little solipsistic universe to people.

Hym "The only DIFFERENCE is that once people cross over from commentor to creator, the block ends up being more of a symbolic gesture and doesn't actually ensure the person being blocked can no long get inside your little solipsistic realm. So, how do the delusional creators reconcile? Dissociate. 'The internet isn't real! Nothing outside of my little solipsistic existence is real!' They cry. But the internet is real. I'm real. You're just a solipsist. 'Soft solipsism' I guess we have to call it."

by Hym Iam July 31, 2024

Real

Realness refers to a person's authenticity and genuineness, where they stay true to themselves and express their true emotions and beliefs without pretense. It involves being honest, sincere, and embracing one's unique qualities just like Juugee.
Real doesn't define Juugee, Juugee defines real. No cap.

"Juugee stands as the unshakable embodiment of realness on the earth."
"Even reality falls weak in front of Juugee."
"Reality waits for no man. Unless that man is Juugee."
"Juu's jokes are so real that reality is a joke to him."
"Өдөр шөнө ээлжлэн, өнөөдөр маргааш болж хувирахад, "Жүү" л өөрчлөгддөггүй. Энэ үнэн."

by uyanjin October 24, 2023