typical hot emo guy:
1. black hair (streaks of other colour)
2. side fringe
3. eyeliner
4. skinny jeans
5. peircings (ear stretch)
6. love music
7. very emotional
8. writes music or poems
9. member of a band
10. ocassionaly bisexual
1. black hair (streaks of other colour)
2. side fringe
3. eyeliner
4. skinny jeans
5. peircings (ear stretch)
6. love music
7. very emotional
8. writes music or poems
9. member of a band
10. ocassionaly bisexual
gerard way from my chemical romance
girl 1: i love emo guys
girl 1: yeh but they wear make-up
girl 2: yeh but there really fit
girl 1: i love emo guys
girl 1: yeh but they wear make-up
girl 2: yeh but there really fit
by smellywelly1992 October 06, 2007
What 15 year olds that think they have life hard do.
I will explain how this process happens.
step 1: Lay in your yard and think about all the things in this world that make you sad.
step 2:Find something beautiful, observe it intensely. Then destroy it.
step 3: find sufficient places to hide from bullies, who are often not only stronger, but smarter than emos, and that says a lot, because bullies are normally retarded.
step 4: Sleep like a bat, because being an emo also means you are magically a vampire.
step 5: Wear primarily black clothes to reflect the blackness of your soul. If you're not dark, you're not emo.
step 6: Turn off your brain on a regular basis, while staring at random objects, But try not to drool, because that's disgusting.
step 7: Express absolutely no happiness when taking part in otherwise enjoyable activities.
step 8: Take every comedy sketch on YouTube seriously and prove what a douche you are by responding angrily in the comments.
step 9: Rarely consume anything other than saltines and water so your brain shrivels to a near nothingness to increase how incredibly warped your perception of this world really is.
step 10: Have a mental breakdown and change how you look on the outside to actively reflect what degree of a social retard you are on the inside.
Congratulations. You are emo.
I will explain how this process happens.
step 1: Lay in your yard and think about all the things in this world that make you sad.
step 2:Find something beautiful, observe it intensely. Then destroy it.
step 3: find sufficient places to hide from bullies, who are often not only stronger, but smarter than emos, and that says a lot, because bullies are normally retarded.
step 4: Sleep like a bat, because being an emo also means you are magically a vampire.
step 5: Wear primarily black clothes to reflect the blackness of your soul. If you're not dark, you're not emo.
step 6: Turn off your brain on a regular basis, while staring at random objects, But try not to drool, because that's disgusting.
step 7: Express absolutely no happiness when taking part in otherwise enjoyable activities.
step 8: Take every comedy sketch on YouTube seriously and prove what a douche you are by responding angrily in the comments.
step 9: Rarely consume anything other than saltines and water so your brain shrivels to a near nothingness to increase how incredibly warped your perception of this world really is.
step 10: Have a mental breakdown and change how you look on the outside to actively reflect what degree of a social retard you are on the inside.
Congratulations. You are emo.
by Leppy. June 23, 2010
a term that refers to scene kid emo poseurs who slit their wrists for the same reason they do everything else - to be cool popular and considered hardcore. these cuts are not evidence of an attempted suicide but instead a desperate cry for sympathy and attention. however, this word should not be confused with "self mutilation" "cutter" or "self injury" it's only emo kids who cut themselves for attention and popularity. people who have real problems with deliberately hurting themselves are either suicidal or using it as a way to relieve negative feelings (ex. distraction, escape, numbness, control...) you will know if someone is for real or just an emo kid poseur because the little attention-whore will run up to you revealing the emo cuts and complaining about how bad life sucks, hoping you will feel sorry for him/her. real people hide their cuts(burns, bruises...) from everyone so don t think every cutter is an emo attention whore fucking poseur
emo kids and their emo cuts keep the people with real problems from getting the help they need because no one takes us seriously anymore
by iss-shoes May 01, 2006
there is a checklist that each emo kid must complete before she/he can say that she/he is truly "in touch" with her/his emocity:
1. any means of preventing food from entering one's body (including, but not limited to, choosing to eat a raw-only, macrobiotic diet that essentially excludes any foods found in a local grocery store, taking pills for her/his depression which decrease appetite, piercing one's mouth shut with upper and lower labret piercings) such that one's weight never exceeds 90 pounds (for boys it should be under 75)
2. wearing "skinny" fashion jeans that inhibit proper walking by making knee bending an ambitious activity to attempt
3. for guys, their shirts should ALWAYS be too small to fit their girlfriend, or the guy they are fucking on the side
4. emo hair is KEY!: fashion mullets, side parting the hair to the point that specially formulated adhesive glue is required to keep the hair to one side, and fashion rat tails make up the general choices
5. hair must be black or so blonde that it is indistinguishable from white.
6. must drive a vespa (or a car so small that only you and your skinniest friend can fit)
7. wrist bands are also necessary to cover up the so-called "suicide attempt" scars
8. must be in/have been in a band at some point. lyrics must discuss only those topics which make the listener want to kill his/herself.
9. black rimmed glasses or fashion contacts are necessary. if no actual vision problem is present, one emo kid must purposefully hurt the other emo kids vision so a prescription for said glasses can be obtained.
10. must be able to whine incessantly about how much she/he hates her/his life and discuss how hard it is living in their parents' house, eating their parents' food and using their parents' money to buy their emo clothes and band equipment. hating their parents' for being "soooo strict" is also part of the emo code of conduct.
11. writing "lyrics" (suicide notes) during class, in a dark bedroom, or under willow trees on windy days must be done often to prevent any distance from forming between said individual and their soul.
12. sex is NOT an option if you are emo. rubbing your naked bones against anothers' while crying and whispering that this is the "closest you've ever been to someone" is now your version of sex if you are emo.
13. if you don't have a MYSPACE, just give up now, becuase you will NEVER make it in the world of emocity. get a myspace, take 31563486 pictures of yourself in your bedroom (with your $500 digital camera that your parents bought you) and try to look AS SAD AS POSSIBLE! ABSOLUTELY NO SMILING IS ALLOWED! place witty captions under the photo that discuss how "awkward" or "weird" you look in the photo. discard the 31563485 other pictures that were ACTUALLY bad and never speak of them again. pictures taken of yourself from above or in your bathroom mirror are a good start.
14. on the off chance that you ever experience a good time in your life, NEVER show it! this would totally wreck your emo cred that has taken lots of good time to build in the scene!! it's a hard crawl to the top of that emo ladder. just train yourself to sigh and say "god i'm depressed about my girlfriend leaving me" everytime you're about to smile or laugh.
15. talk about how no one understands you (or your friends) but NEVER let anyone who does not fit the emo rules listed above into your group. this would be detrimental to your cred.
16. KILL YOURSELF.
1. any means of preventing food from entering one's body (including, but not limited to, choosing to eat a raw-only, macrobiotic diet that essentially excludes any foods found in a local grocery store, taking pills for her/his depression which decrease appetite, piercing one's mouth shut with upper and lower labret piercings) such that one's weight never exceeds 90 pounds (for boys it should be under 75)
2. wearing "skinny" fashion jeans that inhibit proper walking by making knee bending an ambitious activity to attempt
3. for guys, their shirts should ALWAYS be too small to fit their girlfriend, or the guy they are fucking on the side
4. emo hair is KEY!: fashion mullets, side parting the hair to the point that specially formulated adhesive glue is required to keep the hair to one side, and fashion rat tails make up the general choices
5. hair must be black or so blonde that it is indistinguishable from white.
6. must drive a vespa (or a car so small that only you and your skinniest friend can fit)
7. wrist bands are also necessary to cover up the so-called "suicide attempt" scars
8. must be in/have been in a band at some point. lyrics must discuss only those topics which make the listener want to kill his/herself.
9. black rimmed glasses or fashion contacts are necessary. if no actual vision problem is present, one emo kid must purposefully hurt the other emo kids vision so a prescription for said glasses can be obtained.
10. must be able to whine incessantly about how much she/he hates her/his life and discuss how hard it is living in their parents' house, eating their parents' food and using their parents' money to buy their emo clothes and band equipment. hating their parents' for being "soooo strict" is also part of the emo code of conduct.
11. writing "lyrics" (suicide notes) during class, in a dark bedroom, or under willow trees on windy days must be done often to prevent any distance from forming between said individual and their soul.
12. sex is NOT an option if you are emo. rubbing your naked bones against anothers' while crying and whispering that this is the "closest you've ever been to someone" is now your version of sex if you are emo.
13. if you don't have a MYSPACE, just give up now, becuase you will NEVER make it in the world of emocity. get a myspace, take 31563486 pictures of yourself in your bedroom (with your $500 digital camera that your parents bought you) and try to look AS SAD AS POSSIBLE! ABSOLUTELY NO SMILING IS ALLOWED! place witty captions under the photo that discuss how "awkward" or "weird" you look in the photo. discard the 31563485 other pictures that were ACTUALLY bad and never speak of them again. pictures taken of yourself from above or in your bathroom mirror are a good start.
14. on the off chance that you ever experience a good time in your life, NEVER show it! this would totally wreck your emo cred that has taken lots of good time to build in the scene!! it's a hard crawl to the top of that emo ladder. just train yourself to sigh and say "god i'm depressed about my girlfriend leaving me" everytime you're about to smile or laugh.
15. talk about how no one understands you (or your friends) but NEVER let anyone who does not fit the emo rules listed above into your group. this would be detrimental to your cred.
16. KILL YOURSELF.
by Emoness August 06, 2006
kid:hey emo kid! hows life?
kid2:horrible, she broke up with me and so now i have the urge to cut my wrists and draw hearts on my wall out of the bloood from my black dying wilted heart about the love that i thought was real after the 2 weeks we dated.
kid:wow, wtf, get a life. get over the fact that she doesnt like you and thinks your fat and ugly and that your a fagg.
example of emo bashing.)
kid2:horrible, she broke up with me and so now i have the urge to cut my wrists and draw hearts on my wall out of the bloood from my black dying wilted heart about the love that i thought was real after the 2 weeks we dated.
kid:wow, wtf, get a life. get over the fact that she doesnt like you and thinks your fat and ugly and that your a fagg.
example of emo bashing.)
by fine.. i am. October 28, 2007
What tweleve year old shits take of themselves when the girl at the lunch table refused to acknowledge him (ten points to girl).
Also a primary component of all internet faggotry.
Also a primary component of all internet faggotry.
Dude A: Dude, some little shit with emo pictures of herself asked to be my friend on MS.
Dude B: See if you can tell her anything to make her kill herself.
Sickfuck: Wait, how old is she?
Dude A: Like, ten.
Sickfuck: Loli, nice.
Dudes A & B: ...
by Teh Tehness August 24, 2007
Emo boys have figured out that if they pretend to have the same gushy emotions as teenage girls they will score with those girls more often.
by OldSarge July 09, 2010