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by Nice cookie woman January 24, 2024
Get the David mug.David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down
Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.
by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024
Get the David mug.A rather short and round character, with a very strong attraction to the stereotypical, greedy and cheap personality of Jewish people. Even though he is Jewish, his cheapness is unrelated. Also, not to forget the nose that hangs lower than 90% of the population is lower lip.
Person 1: hey bro, can you Venmo me for that piece of pizza you eat?
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
Person 2: I didn’t even eat the whole piece.
Person 1: OK you can Venmo me for a quarter of it then
Person 2: you’re acting like a David Behar right now with your cheapness.
Person 1: *drops his drawers and eats McDonald’s*
by Griff56181994 January 28, 2024
Get the David Behar mug.that kid in class that try's to make everyone laugh but usually fails he doubts himself all the time and don't have many friends he hates to read loves minecraft and is so tanned and he also gets well... very aggressive if angered and is also a fan of gorilla tag he sucks at any game tho and maybe uh selfish
by andy david moore October 10, 2023
Get the andrew david moore mug.A Nickname For a Redneck Who Is typically a dumbass usually is 200 pounds is a alcoholic drives a Chevy has tattoos wears shirts without sleeves and does dumb shit
Person 1 : hey why is he passed out
Person 2: oh that’s Johnny he always is drunker than cooter brown he gets all the bitches
Person 1 : what a dumb fuck he’s a lil David
Person 2: oh that’s Johnny he always is drunker than cooter brown he gets all the bitches
Person 1 : what a dumb fuck he’s a lil David
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