beat the crack 

arising well BEFORE dawn!!

NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!

i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!

had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!

beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!

beat the crack by michael foolsley September 7, 2011

ass crack 

A big, saggy, filthy, over all disgusting butt crack.

"Ew, look at that guy!"
"I don't want to, he has a big ass crack!"

ass crack by Natalie J Mac April 1, 2008

beef crack 

A women whose bulging stomache protrudes farther than her sand bags

"Did you see that beef crack? she looks like a rain drop" said brian. "Yea her tits are wayyy smaller than her gut!" ben said

beef crack by Christopherson December 10, 2006

blue crack 

1) Someone who acts like someone cool in public but when with friends is completely different.
2)In use to why a person may act strange or random.

1)Girl 1: Yeah, he's actually quite nice when he's not surrounded by people.
Girl 2: Ah, so he's blue crack.

2)Girl 1: AH! Look, there's a singing goat!
Girl 2:........
Girl 1: That crazy goat.
Girl 2: You're so on blue crack.

blue crack by angus the superduck March 5, 2005

Peanut Butter Crack 

When you spread peanut butter on your taint and let your dogs have their way.

I made a peanut butter crack last night and my dogs licked me to orgasm.

Peanut Butter Crack by minnecrapolis July 9, 2009

Liquid Happy Crack

Liquid happy crack is a homemade beverage that whose exact ingredients are as varied as the ingredients for a good BBQ sauce. but the basic formula is this.
1. you start with a soda pop suicide. i generally mix things like coke, sprite, dr.pepper, grape soda, strawberry soda, fruit punch, and if im feeling particularly coy a red bull or two. 2. mix in large bottle. empty 2 Liter pop bottle, so you can shake it up real good.

3. add candy! fun dip power, pixie stix powder, sweet tarts, skittles, spree.

4. shake well, and leave in fridge overnight, or until the more solid candy has mostly dissolved.

5. enjoy the most epic sugar high you have ever experienced!!!!!!

person 1: "dude what's wrong with you?"

person 2: "i got seriously messed up on liquid happy crack last night."
person 1: "epic"

Liquid Happy Crack by The Tavi Monster June 7, 2011

ass crack 

something you call some one when they smell that way or if you just like to hurt peoples feelings or get your ass kicked "ASS CRACK"

Get over you fucking ass crack!

ass crack by Loco Diablo August 8, 2003