davitt college

one of the three secondary schools in castlebar.......also mainly filled with chavs......known as the chav mothership that everybody...everybody hates the people from davitt college because of the chavvyness of it and because it really is a horrible school......

consists of boys and girls.....while all the first years always go behind the school feeking one another......

cant get away with anything and the teachers cannot teach....

dude:oh ya i go to davitt....
guy:wat?? the chav mother ship?? thats awful!!
dude: i know.. i hate it....

look at those davitt college people...thats a horrible school...

omg i go to davitt college and i hate it!!! eww full of chavs!!!!

by headmoob October 8, 2009

Carmel College

A Catholic college in Auckland New Zealand Commonly known as the slut school. It resides by "lezzie lake" and has considerably less lesbians for a all girl college. It is for the most part fail but has an awesome barbershop headed with the pathetic "barbara"

"I'm going to school at westlake"
"Oh, lezzie lake? Can you drive me to Carmel College on your way?"

"I'm in the Carmel College barbershop group"
"I feel for you" *hand on shoulder*
"B-but... it's fun?"

by Maxibabee April 14, 2010

Assumption College

Known better as "Consumption College". A college in the rich suburbs of Worcester, MA. The only people you'll find here are athletes not smart enough to play at a respectable Division II school, or aren't good enough to play Division I. Along with the half brain dead athletes you'll find Jesus freaks and general weirdos. The academics are a joke and the graduates will just end up working for the graduates from all the schools they couldn't get into. Surprisingly, the guys aren't that bad looking but you'll be hard pressed to find more than a dozen attractive girl on campus. But the girls are so ugly that they will sleep with anything and anyone.

Assumption Guy: I go to Assumption College, all the girls here are ugly
Holy Cross Guy: Dude, come to Holy Cross, the girls here are smokeshows
Assumption Guy: I would, but I'm so dumb they won't even let me on campus

by dcabaa709 December 10, 2016

Olin College

A small engineering college in Needham, MA with below a 9% acceptance rate. The college is essentially one big arranged marriage as there are 80 students total: 40 male, 40 female, all Indian.

"Hey do you go to Olin College?"
"Yah I met my wife there."
"Wow, that's great, lemme guess, you met during a wild rager, she went down on you quick."
"No, my math professor assigned us seats next to eachother on the first day."

by bobbyshmurdayah May 17, 2018

Kingston College

This is the most loyal , well spoken and non doggish all boy school in Jamaica located in North Street , Kingston . A school full of champions and scholars. Dem seh we hype but a lie dem a tell.

That boy has all the females he must attend the great Kingston College

by bunnaboy3000 January 3, 2023

east doncaster secondary college

short form as edsc, a school located in melbourne that has tables with chewing gums

harris the school captain: why are there chewing gums under the tables
random yr 7: yh ofc, its east doncaster secondary college

by derpythincow March 10, 2022

calm and collected

When your calm and collected, it just means your not okay, and it's time to see a therapist.

#1: "Don't worry, I'm calm. I'm collected."
#2: Ï heard your breakdown in the bathroom."
#1: "...Calm and collected."

by hahahahano. February 22, 2018