ass apple

A number or idea that was made up on the spot, then applied like a fact.

A conjoining of "pulling a number out of your ass" and "apple-bobbing"

FBI Senior Developer: Why is this 12-year-old marked 'high-risk hyper-violent terrorist'?
FBI Software Engineer: Because of the 20-times risk multiplier for 'plays CS:GO with low MMR' times the 976 'brushes teeth before breakfast' constant.
FBI Senior Developer: ...Nice touch on the ass apples. Keep up the good work.
FBI Software Developer: Thanks Boss.

by hodgepodger January 22, 2021

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Get the ass applemug.

crying apple

An apple that feels pain and cries when told that it isn’t a nice colour

The red and yellow apple became a crying apple when may called it a terrible name

by Anonymous1019181716 March 22, 2021

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Get the crying applemug.

apple

a crunchy read frut that is delish

may i have an apple

by big john 21 September 24, 2019

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Get the applemug.

apple's eye

Another word for vagina.

She has a beautiful apple's eye.

by Marine Ghost July 6, 2017

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Get the apple's eyemug.

Apple

A Native North American who has red skin but projects personality characteristics and societal values more commonly associated with Caucasian people.
The Injun equivalent of the term "Oreo" as when directed toward black people.

Jim Manybeers, "Clayton said he's not drinking today. He's going to church with his wife and doesn't want to be hung over at work tomorrow."
Elvis Yellowfeet, "What a fkn apple."

by Haggis MacPhreedom December 10, 2020

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