Zoom Stalk

when you’re working remotely (through a pandemic) and miss your coworkers so much that you stalk their calendars and drop in on their zoom calls.

After a long day of meetings, I love to zoom stalk my coworkers calendars and drop into their calls as if I was invited.

(Just to pretend like I’m walking by a meeting room or their desks to say hello)

by god Karen May 14, 2020

Crash Zoom

An animated adventure comedy web series created by Thomas Ridgewell (who also made asfdmovie), which follows the crazy adventures of Lucy, Ben, and Kate!

"Man, I fucking love Crash Zoom, it' s so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!"
- Hummer Driver

by RogerADFan98 July 2, 2022

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020

Zoom Chicken

when you and your homies have your cameras on in a zoom and you jerk off under your desk. the last one to be caught wins.

"Hey wanna play zoom chicken"

by Robert Bloomfield December 21, 2020

Zoom Groom

Personal grooming from the waist up to appear presentable for an online audience, does not need to involve the wearing of pants, brushing of teeth, use of deodorant, or having had a shower, is purely superficial since no one that you’re interacting with is actually in the same room.

Via email/text - gimme 5 boss, I need to have a Zoom Groom before our meeting/presentation.

by Bethany Jane April 24, 2020

Read the zoom

Like reading the room but in COVID

‘You can’t say that. I wish he’d just read the Zoom‘

by Bangus Khan October 16, 2020

Zoom Challenge

The Zoom Challenge is when you start a video conference on Zoom and while the session is loading you do a track of cocaine before it starts.

-Damn bro I did the Zoom Challenge and almost got caught

by harry5519 January 13, 2021