millennial

An overgrown malignant cancerous tumor on society

Literally all millennials should just kill themselves

by fuck_urban_dictionary_by_allah June 18, 2020

Millennial Anti-Theft Device

A manual transmission, since manual transmissions, aka stick shifts, are rare to the point where many millennials do not know how to drive stick shift vehicles, thus making it impossible for a millennial to steal a car with a stick shift.

This vehicle is equipped with a millennial anti-theft device.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 January 23, 2023

millennial propaganda

usually occurs in TV shows, when millennials over-exaggerate the way younger generations behave.

character in tv show : i’ve heard the puppet is an anti vaxxer, let’s cancel them.
person watching said tv show: wow that is millennial propaganda, no one actually behaves like this.

by heyyadora June 17, 2021

millennial silence

A point in a conversation where the talking fades and everyone goes on their phones for a period of time until someone finds something to talk about again

During lunch at school one can expect there to be at least 2-3 millennial silences each time

by Assclown:: June 23, 2017

Millennial Pussy

A millenial, male or female, that engages in “ghosting” rather then be an adult and break-up with someone in any manner. Text, call, email, or in person are acceptable.

Friend 1 - “hey, how are things going with that new guy?”

Friend 2 - “Well, great for two months and then all the sudden he stopped talking to me. That jerk ghosted me!”

Friend 1 - “Not even a text?”

Friend 2 - “Nope, nothing.”

Friend 1 - “What a Millennial Pussy! At least text after two months”

Friend 2 - “Yup!”

by Bandito loves Jaymes December 15, 2018

Millennial

Someone who cannot eat pizza without glorious amounts of Ranch Dressing.

Cashier: Welcome to pizza palace what would you like.
Millennial: I would like some ranch dressing and a buffalo mac'n cheese pizza (or any other millennial pizza that should not exist).
Cashier: The ranch is an extra charge is that okay?
Millennial: Yeah, my parents just put money in my bank account.

by Nogen April 8, 2019

God Damn Millennial

A God Damn Millennial, as opposed to a millennial born in the 1980's or 1990's, is a millennial born on or after January 1st, 2000 and who makes 80's/90's millennial's feel old.

"Which is your favorite Shrek movie?"
"What's Shrek?"
"You god damn millennial!"

by C137 January 2, 2018