Nogen's definitions

Millennial

Someone who cannot eat pizza without glorious amounts of Ranch Dressing.

Cashier: Welcome to pizza palace what would you like.
Millennial: I would like some ranch dressing and a buffalo mac'n cheese pizza (or any other millennial pizza that should not exist).
Cashier: The ranch is an extra charge is that okay?
Millennial: Yeah, my parents just put money in my bank account.

by Nogen April 8, 2019