Zipper Butt

There is so much un-wiped fecal matter in the crevice between your left and right butt cheeks that you can no longer open them. May often cause inability to poop. It is often linked to having a lot of anal hair and a lack of hygiene. As well as being a condition, it can also be used as an insult.

1. Dude, I've got a terrible case of Zipper Butt.
2. How's it going, Zipper Butt?
3. What's your problem? Do you have Zipper Butt or something?
4. Her Zipper Butt was about a Bananometer long, I almost puked.
5. My Zipper Butt finally split today! I bent over, and it cracked right open!

by Cockstin Lust March 21, 2011

Zipper

One of asian decent who's eyes are in the form of zippers!

Man those zipper (s) sure pimped out their rice rockets!

by T Boned 8 24 January 8, 2009

zipper

the thing that gets in the way when ur masterbating in class and the teacher comes around. You usually get ur dick stuck in it and yell oh fuck me

"ur so hot forest. oh yeah oh yeah. damn here comes the teacher. ouch!

by tristan November 26, 2003

zipper fart

a fart that sounds like a zipper sound, especially of a sleeping bag zipping sound.

That wasn't a fart. I was zipping up my sleeping bag.

Yeah, whatever! That was a zipper fart.

by I think I'm right. July 31, 2009

Middle pocket with the zipper

(noun) The Fly of your pants or shorts.

Linda: "Jim, can I have your wallet?"
Jim: "Yeah, it's in my middle pocket with the zipper."

by Ryan P. Cooke September 27, 2008

Zappers

An area outside of the rite aid on meadow drive where NTHS students , smoke , vape and fight, and gather in groups after school to talk and hangout.

"Meet me at zappers after school"

by hellowelcummmbro July 15, 2019

Zipper Fuck

Fucking somebody without expectations of dating, but with numbers and contact information being exchanged (making it different than a one night stand). Random sex for fun, but not having any regrets.

Last night I zipper fucked this guy....

by Lanen September 19, 2006