Zach

An absolute gay nae nae monkey baby. He is a failed sound cloud rapper who gets angry at any criticism and will start to immediately cry. You can say a joke about him because he will go monkey rage. Zach likes to touch little boys in the woods, and likes to kiss people without consent. Zach is pretty cool.

Brad: ¨Oh shit look out it´s Zach.¨
Chad: ¨Oh No run¨

by EpicGamerMan69 November 8, 2019

Zach

A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.

Wow Zach is really dumb!

by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 22, 2018

Zached

To get canceled on suddenly and without notice.

We were all going to meet up and play cards, until we got zached at the last moment.

by Grkfire013 April 3, 2019

Zach

Zach is a guy who will usually make fun of u for stupid reasons.Hard to get to know them.Pretty stupid and makes the most dumbest decisions.Zach is some what nice and kinda cute but mostly ugly.Also very athletic.

“Hey that Zach kid just cracked his head open on the sidewalk”
“Well duh he’s a Zach!”

by ur dawg broski August 28, 2019

zach

zach is a beta bitch. that’s all i have to say 😌

wow zach really is a beta bitch

by jennathealpha October 13, 2020

Zach

the quietest prick of them all

“ah it’s that quiet Zach kid. only talks in the gc”
“ugh, why does he talk so short irl but holds whole convos in gc”

by lol.lemons January 5, 2019

Zach

Furry

Look at Zach isn’t he weird

by Fuckubitch January 17, 2020