Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.
Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.
by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019
A stupid guy who is dumb and makes dumb decisions. He cannot be smart and will likely trip over himself on a pebble half an inch big.
by zxckjfsjaljgvdzLKfsaj July 23, 2018
The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.
by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019
by Hankboi December 20, 2017
The guy that is very touchy and grabby an ass all the time invades your privice will take a picture of you when you are sleeping likes to stand right next to you all the time never stops talking and will not shut the fuck up when you tell him to an ugly ass boy that looks like a potato/a bubble and he will not stop until he dies which no one will ever no when he is ready to die.
by Dante Smith March 16, 2018
A sweet,lovable guy you will fall for the first time you see him. He is cute,and all the girls are after him. He usually goes for abbie's,or tall brunettes. He is the kind of guy that will play with your hair hold your hand and not be afraid to kiss you in front of his friends. If you get a zach hold on to him.
by oklolpoklolpoklolpoklolp November 16, 2017
He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay
by Plz work this time May 24, 2019