your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.

tell your mom i left my charger over there.

by wwqq May 15, 2015

your mom

what you say when you get pissed off at someone

your stoopid
YOUR MOM IS STUPIDER!

by Fuck you clit face October 12, 2010

your mom

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

by SVSV November 11, 2016

your mom

a big fat whore who likes to have sex with pigeons and other small mamals

i had sex with your mom last night...it was LAME

by traciesasexyegg April 23, 2005

your mom

a automatic response u say o ur little brother

brother:hey,whats a chode?
me:your mom.......
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brother:what time is it?
me:time for you mom
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brother:where do babys come from?
me:xbox live
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brother:what is an nvidia 7900 GT OC graphics card and an creative x-fi soundblaster with fidelity, with 4 gigs of ram???/
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me:god......
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brother:hey whats up?
me:your mom
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brother:what are we having for thanksgiving dinner?@?@?@
me:duhh, your mom!!!!!
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by kevo24 December 28, 2006

your mom

a common comeback for children that don't know how to respond to a question or just want annoy the fuckin shit out of older people. Can be said in a sentence or as a phrase.

bob: So kids, what do you want to do today?
billy, adam, sam,: Your mom!

or

Bob: ewww, what smells!?!?!\
Billy, adam, sam: YOUR MOM SMELLS!!!!!!!!!!!

by minty_fresh:) June 25, 2010

your mom

What immature teenagers say as a comeback to everything, often accompanied by "in bed" or "last night"

Person 1: That was fun.

Person 2: Your mom was fun. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: That concert took, like, three hours!

Person 2: Your mom took, like, three hours. In bed. Last night.

Person 1: What's that supposed to mean?

Person 2: Your mom!

Person 1: Huh?

by Smyke April 20, 2010