yoink

when you pull lil ms piggy's tail straight out and watch it curl back up again.

The evil penguin kept yoinking ms. piggy with agressiveness.

by ms piggy March 2, 2004

yoink

to jack shit

imma yoink that shit!!!

by Anonymous February 10, 2003

yoink

a sound you can make whenever you damn well please

The girl exclaimed "yoink" as she ran out of the room.

by pharm girl March 3, 2004

yoink

A word coined by The Simpsons and made innumerably more famous in geek circles by the game Ultima Online.
To take something from its previous owner.

*Dies*
*Yoink!*

"Dang man! That mob yoinked my shit!"
"Heh, good luck ganking it naked!"

by echelon11 December 14, 2008

Yoink

A phrase used now in the video game, Halo Reach, when one played steals another player's kill while he was assassinating him.

xXMLGxH4ckaXx: Dude for real?!

dinasur99: What?

xXMLGxH4ckaXx: You totaly just "yoinked" my assassination!

by xXMLGxH4ckaXx September 22, 2010

yoink

to quickley remolve a joint from a unaware stare gazing stoners mouth for your own benefit

while sitting there staring at the ceiling for ten minutes robbie yoinked the spliff from my mouth

by bazf1 February 20, 2009

yoink

To lightly tap or poke with your finger someone for fun while adding the sound effect. It can be used with objects too.

Person 1: "Hey, can you hand me that broom, right there?"
Person 2: "Yoink! I just yoinked you with a broom handle!"
Person 1: "I am soo going to get you back someday."

by nomejoy June 17, 2009