Sporting Woods

The erections that Jim Nance and Johnny Miller produce whenever they are able to work Tiger Woods name into a golf tournament broadcast. Which is, of course, whenever possible.

Jim Nance: Tom Watson hurt his elbow on the 6th Hole.
Johnny Miller: Tiger Woods has elbows.
Jim Nance: The elbows of a champion as a matter of fact.
(off camera)
Johnny Miller: Are you pants getting tighter?
Jim Nance: Oh Yeah, we're sporting woods!

by Fist of Fury April 12, 2008

wongsta

A none Asian trying to represent an Asian gang !!
or a fake Asian Gangsta trying to act hard!!

That Wongsta is gonna die bringing that nunchucks to a Ninja Star fight !! They must be from Little Italy !!

by Tay Dubb September 15, 2007

woodsball

1: The act of playing paintball in a forested or wooded area.

I would rather play woodsball than speedball any day!

by TAOR September 24, 2005

tiger woods

The act in which you have sexual intercourse in all three of your womens orfices. Making it in every hole like Tiger Woods does.

Person 1: Yo, i busted a tiger woods on that girl.
Person 2: Tiger Woods? whats that?
Person 1: I put it in every hole!!

by Discard February 22, 2008

Alaskan Tiger Woods

Involves a bucket of ice, salt, a polar bear (a black bear if you are not able to obtain a polar bear), and a 7 iron.......one man lies on his back with penis erect the other places an ice cube on top of the erect penis and tee's off with the 7 iron....while this is occurring another person lies spread eagle with anus accessible...another person then begins to jack off counting out his strokes.....if said golfer is able to hit the ice cube off the erect penis and get a "hole" in one into the anus the the golfer will recieve a blumpkin from trig palin, if they get an eagle they will recieve a screaming seagull from an acutual seagull, a birdie will result in the golfer getting to take a dip in the pool with casey anthony while playing with chloroform, if said golfer gets a par they must do a mesa verde mudslide off of whoopie goldberg, if they bogey the person will receive a ride on the thriller express....if said golfer fails to get the ice cube into the anus before the member of the group jacking off "erupts" or said ice cube melts the golfer must put salt on their penis and let the polar bear lick the salt off with the risk of said bear ripping of said penis off in a rage of fury.

Nolan just got a hole in one by teeing off with his 7 iron off of ian's penis into timothy's asshole! he now can get a blumpkin from trig palin! He just pulled of the perfect Alaskan Tiger Woods!

by Sexy Mambaso 69 July 26, 2011

the woods

a place on any local golf course to get drunk with friends and random people. there will usually be a bonfire on the nearest sand pit.

hey, you going to the woods tonight?

that chick bobbled those two guys at the woods

by laaalalala August 14, 2009

Woodstock

Mythic concert in the 60's that loser teens around the world have embarassed themselves trying to replicate ever since.

Seriously, what do you expect from a generation whose definition of "cool" involves hanging at Starbucks or messaging their friends on Facebook whenever they go to the bathroom?

There was only one Woodstock, the 60's are gone, nowadays world sucks. Get over it.

by Sullivan1990 August 15, 2009