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wills long dong

does will have a long dong? can we find it? help us look!
Riter, have you seen wills long dong anywhere?!
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wills classen

i am wills classen and i go out with pamela aderson
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wills classen

who added the first name and whos was it, mine, so dont go bitching to me, john
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ya
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will

Girl: hey is that shrimp dick will?
Girl 2: ya its like .5 that shit didn’t even hit my throat...
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wills

wills is a rich boy who asks random questions and attends private school. don't be fooled by his good grades because this boy couldn't spell "friends" or nearly any other english word if it were a matter of life and death!

if you're looking for reassurance do not turn to wills, whether you're a friend of many years or some one he has only met once, he isn't slow to point out your flaws and make continuous jokes about them until you become very insecure of them...and even then he wont stop. *cough cough* hench shoulders *cough cough*

wills has the money but will still make a fuss over buying you a 70p bottle of water even when you insist on paying them back, and then forgets your name every 5 mins no matter how long he's known you. he is very tall and lanky...100% not boyfriend material.
so girls...here's your warning not to get involved with wills whether you think he's kinda funny or not (which you won't)
oh and can't forget that he's a flee ridden swine which will be the cause of a cold outbreak amongst your whole year group and their families upon first introduction
marcus: "Wills you're looking very sexy today"
wills: "can i stroke you bby"
by ilovecass January 6, 2021
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