Will

A total bastard. Very fast swimmer who likes to win. Pretends that he doesn't know you're into him and is very ignorant. Tells you he loves you when he really doesn't. Once you're dating he won't allow any physical contact in public. When he wants to break up he tells all your closest friends that he's going to do it and that he was only pretending to be into you because he felt bad. He doesn't find the guts to break up with you until 3 weeks later once everyone knows he's going to do it. Finally, when he does break it off, he sends you an email on Facebook with one word, sorry, and a link to the song Babe I'm Gonna Leave You. Then he pretends that you're still great friends even though he ripped out your heard and tore it to 1000 pieces. Once he gets the message that you're not friends anymore, he makes you look bad, like you won't even consider friendship, and your friends ignore you. Makes you cry. Everyone falls for his toned abs and biceps, his funny jokes, his cute dispostiton. But he's an ASSHOLE! F*CK HIM!!

Oh my god, he's only with her out of pity. What a Will.

Breaking up with your gf online? That's such a Will thing.

Oh my god look at those abs... So Will...

He's an asshole, Will-ish, bitch!!

by SexyGuatemalanShorty'sLover June 22, 2009