The one and only girl that actually cared for and loved you when nobody else did, is there for you when you need it and someone you can support when the time comes
by 624-angel June 02, 2020
A condition suffered by many husbands whereby they believe their unattractive wife is actually attractive.
Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).
The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Many cases are so severe that the husband actually believes his wife is desired by attractive and successful men (or women).
The husband holds a firm belief that his wife does no wrong or simply cannot be held accountable for her actions.
Jim: "Doesn't Ted know his fat ugly wife is spending him into the poor house?"
Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
Bob: "Nope. He's got his wife goggles on."
by bob h boberson February 17, 2009
"My Wife's Boyfriend lets me suck on his dick"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
"Jake, that was such a flex to say, my Wife's Boyfriend makes me go to bed at 8:25 PM!"
by I Write Random Explanations November 14, 2020
Oh yeah, Maria, she's my work wife. All we do is argue all day and then I have to make up for it by buying her chocolate at the grocery store.
by Pleasure April 27, 2006
The cunt who took all your property, your money and your kids and ran away to mommy and daddy's house so she could live off them for awhile while taking your child support and alimony and spending it on some fricken beer delivery guy that she met while you were working your fucking ass off.
by T-Boner22 May 02, 2006
A badass, supportive military spouse; particularly attached to Army Infantry. Commonly distinguished by the following characteristics:
-General disdain for stupid fucks
-Ability to laugh and make inappropriate jokes
-Joke about/ show disgust/ show and understand frustration toward POG 's, civis, and dependas
-Have general proficiency as a human
-Embrace, not whine, about their lot as a military spouse
-Have knowledge and proficiency with firearms
-Ability to reload for your grunt and/ability to spot and/or snipe with him
-Have the backbone and knowledge to defend themselves, their family, their home, and their loved ones
-Adopts stray grunts, particularly during holidays and weekends and makes all feel like family
-The true definition of a loyal and patriotic American woman
-General disdain for stupid fucks
-Ability to laugh and make inappropriate jokes
-Joke about/ show disgust/ show and understand frustration toward POG 's, civis, and dependas
-Have general proficiency as a human
-Embrace, not whine, about their lot as a military spouse
-Have knowledge and proficiency with firearms
-Ability to reload for your grunt and/ability to spot and/or snipe with him
-Have the backbone and knowledge to defend themselves, their family, their home, and their loved ones
-Adopts stray grunts, particularly during holidays and weekends and makes all feel like family
-The true definition of a loyal and patriotic American woman
"Did you hear about what happened when those guys tried to threaten her when her man was overseas? I heard she went grunt wife on them and met them at the door with the shotgun. She called the cops for their protection, not hers!"
He knew she was a true grunt wife when she confessed to him that she thought the sound of a 240b going cyclic was sexy as fuck.
He knew she was a true grunt wife when she confessed to him that she thought the sound of a 240b going cyclic was sexy as fuck.
by Boobeta February 17, 2016
The things a man does to keep his woman satisfied, so she won't be tempted by another man or just leave him flat-out. Included but not limited to her emotional, sexual, and financial desires.
"I brought home flowers and candy for my lady last night, then took her out to dinner. It's all part of the premium I pay for my wife insurance."
by dipsys November 01, 2014