work wife

a person of the opposite sex with whom you spend most of your work day.
Oh yeah, Maria, she's my work wife. All we do is argue all day and then I have to make up for it by buying her chocolate at the grocery store.
by Pleasure May 09, 2006
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forniconference

Hey man, are you going to forniconference? Hell yeah, Im skipping all the meetings so I can bang those bitches we met last year!
by pleasure November 14, 2006
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