wheat crust

The crust growing all over an old woman's vagina. Not to mention the puss oozing out of it from all the years of being a prostitute & getting several yeast infections but not caring for them. Therefore, developing a wheat like crust all over her wrinkly, used up lips.

I thought it would be cool to get with my friend's mom last night until she pulled down her panties & had wheat crust all over her sagging pussy lips, I threw up everywhere!

by moustacheaficiando January 16, 2011

Wheatley's law

"Don't be a dick." Can be used to quickly tell the rules of a(n online) community.

1: What are your rules?
2: Wheatley's law.

by hyperak May 28, 2018

Wheat Trough

1---"its like a water trough for horse but it has wheat in it" ---- definition by a mental patient i worked with when i asked him what a wheat trough was.

2---alternative to calling someone a douche bag.

3---Evan Reynolds or Evan Arsen (his aka)

"dude you are being such a wheat trough."

"what the fuck did you just do, did you pour that bag of wheat in the horse's water trough? hell yes i did, now its a wheat trough"

"God Evan sometimes you can really be a wheat trough."

by Harddrive January 19, 2009

suh wheat

It's like an, "OMFG, thats awesome."

Taylor: Dude, i just found a twenty in my car!!!
Charles: Suh wheat, dude

by #4 January 31, 2005

Wheat Bun

A white girl pregnant with a Mexican baby. The baby being the wheat bun.

Mary has a wheat bun in the oven.

by Chris and Vance April 14, 2008

bleached wheat cracka

The whitest of the white.

Dayyymn son, dat bleached wheat cracka is whita dan dry wall!

by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009

Wheaton, Maryland

Home to the Upper Lower Class. Can be found inside Bethesda, Maryland.

Has a Baja Fresh and a slippery alleyway.

"I was walking down the alley and slipped on something on my way to Baja Fresh, I must be in Wheaton, Maryland."

by LourdesHernandez2 May 23, 2009