Weird wank

The art of masturbation outside normal characteristics most would see as normal

Did you know danial like to weird wank. He does it over the sink but also uses tissue

by Havince September 7, 2020

Weird chicken

A solitary chick that hatched alone after a failed incubation batch and was forced to grow up alone, thereby creating a chicken without a flock, that when matured and brought out to join the other grown chickens outside, the flock is unable to accept this strange new bird and pecks it away. The weird chicken, having not grown up with chicks it’s own age to becomes a flock with, is flockless, unsocialized except to humans.

Can also apply to humans

That poor Weird Chicken, the other chickens wouldn’t let her roost with them, they pecked her away. She had to go sleep by herself in the below freezing temperatures and got frostbite. Let’s keep her as a house chicken now.

Yeah, Charlie’s a Weird Chicken. It’s ok though.

I’m worried about Mike living alone and working from home all week. He’s going to turn into a Weird Chicken

by kyy March 10, 2022

Bucket of Weird

A person, but may also apply to a situation marked by extreme geekiness, weirdness, lacking in social skills, or normalcy.
strange
weird
odd

Did you talk to that guy on the street holding the sign? Talk about a bucket of weird. or I saw the new vampire flick, what a bucket of weird.

by Rxist January 11, 2011

Alabama-weird

Something that is weird, that rednecks, hicks, or backwater people would do.
Used to describe something that is strange to most people, that is a fairly common occurrence with people who live in rural areas in the deep south of the United States.

Eating roadkill is Alabama-weird

by cellophane girl July 8, 2011

weird sus

When something is both weird and sus.

Person 1: I woke up in my grandma’s bed this morning
Person 2: that’s kind of weird sus

by Levi_OP March 19, 2021

weird bastard

A weird bastard is one of those people you just look at and know they are on another level of weird. There is weird... then there’s weird bastard!

You know that Brad dude? He’s a weird bastard.

by bsmores May 28, 2018

ur weird

Just like Ur Mom... but different

I introduce to you... UR WEIRD

Ur weird can also mean being noticeably different from other human beings.

person 1: "Ur face is pretty pale today."
person 2: "Ur face is pretty weird today."

by l0Synseticl0 May 12, 2022