A godly substance that can only be used by the right person. If not used by the
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
right person, things may go seriously wrong. Mustache Wax itself feels like vasiline, and can only be bought with Swedish currency, krona.
by Touchdown My Pants November 5, 2014
Get the Mustache Waxmug. "During breakfast my roomate said she couldn't hear in one ear. So I asked her if her man gave her a Shrek wax."
by Redddd071 October 16, 2017
Get the shrek waxmug. Dancing on a wax floor. Sometimes people will put talcum or some other kind of slick substance, like wax, on a floor to minimize friction and allow shufflers to move around without much resistance. One can also put the given substance on the bottoms of their shoes.
If it wasn't for the idea of wax dancing, doing the moonwalk on that floor would be rather difficult.
by mr dude December 14, 2008
Get the wax dancingmug. by The Wildcard January 6, 2014
Get the wax museummug. The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer
Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"
by Quitopher June 5, 2017
Get the wax the smackmug. by Handsey November 20, 2015
Get the penis waxmug. The act of going down on somebody extremely hairy, but putting superglue around your mouth before making contact with the pubic hair, thus waxing their privates.
"Did you go down on that hairy girl?"
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
"Not so hairy anymore. Gave her the ol soldier wax."
"OHSHIIIT."
by Dartydartykatt January 12, 2015
Get the Soldier waxmug.