Johnny Watson

The act of using your own semen as lubricant in order to stimulate the prostate digitally.

Guy 1: Dude I got so fucked up the other night, I ended up giving myself a Johnny Watson.
Guy 2: Man you really need to slow down on the meth hey...

by Rtomo July 30, 2018

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Spock and Watson

Refers to instances where you get similar-sounding names of famous people mixed up.

I have Spock and Watson confusion --- I call Mr. Spock for pediatric advice, and summon Doctor Spock to the bridge of the USS Enterprise; I also approach Mr. Watson for referrals to da Great Baker Street Detective, and ask Dr. Watson for assistance in perfecting my telephone.

by QuacksO August 09, 2018

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Watson Women

Women That Have Lived in Watson Lousiana All their lives who are quite snobby and bitchy and who only prefer to be around other Watson women and they also love to rig school events for kids or anything they can

All of the women singled you out at a Christmas Party they must be Watson Women

by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024

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town of watson

I town in Lowville Ny where there is no such thing as grass because there is so much sand. There are about 30 people that live here and you never see anyone for miles. You are surrounded by trees, and you try not to get eaten by a coyote.

Me- where is the Town of Watson

Friend- over in those trees watch out for the cavemen though
Me-ok if I don’t make it out alive then tell my family

by George Gregg January 04, 2021

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