wanker

noun. one who wanks.
smelly is such a wanker
by Rev. Captain (Jonbob) July 21, 2003
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wanker's claw

When you masturbate for too long without coming / another person masturbates a male for too long and gets a stiff hand and wrist.
"Can you take over? I'm developing wanker's claw!"
by GTFO my dog August 31, 2008
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fucken wanker

Donald trump is a fucken wanker
by Imnotblack666 May 11, 2016
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Wanker of the Week

Wanker of the week is the guy who is most annoying, irritating of the week
That guy is such a Wanker, in fact he's the wanker of the week
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Wanker's Regret

The feeling of regret after you've just shot your load. Normally happens after you've had two hour wank session over some really, really filthy anal dressed up like a pig A2M porn that turns your stomach and makes you fire 2 metres.

Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.
Tim: I just burnt my clothes, chucked the PC out of the window and chopped my own balls off.

Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.
by TimBen86 December 23, 2009
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apple wanker

Someone with an unnecessary amount of apple products who loves their apple products more than any other human being and is on the brink of becoming sexually attracted to them.
Guy 1: Did you see Marc flashing his new iPad today
Guy 2: Yeah, I swear that's like his 3rd one this year
Guy 1: What a douche
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such an apple wanker
by papabear20315 April 13, 2012
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tea wanker

A person who is originated from England.

A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
Yo, Vlad, I bet that guy with the cup of tea is from England, eh?

Yeah, He looks like a tea wanker!
by wanking January 18, 2018
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