When you masturbate for too long without coming / another person masturbates a male for too long and gets a stiff hand and wrist.
by GTFO my dog August 31, 2008
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
The feeling of regret after you've just shot your load. Normally happens after you've had two hour wank session over some really, really filthy anal dressed up like a pig A2M porn that turns your stomach and makes you fire 2 metres.
Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.
Results in you running ccleaner to clear your tracks, the deletion of your five year porn stash and a cold shower.
Tim: I just burnt my clothes, chucked the PC out of the window and chopped my own balls off.
Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.
Ben: Bad case wanker's regret man.
by TimBen86 December 23, 2009
Someone with an unnecessary amount of apple products who loves their apple products more than any other human being and is on the brink of becoming sexually attracted to them.
Guy 1: Did you see Marc flashing his new iPad today
Guy 2: Yeah, I swear that's like his 3rd one this year
Guy 1: What a douche
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such an apple wanker
Guy 2: Yeah, I swear that's like his 3rd one this year
Guy 1: What a douche
Guy 2: Yeah, he's such an apple wanker
by papabear20315 April 13, 2012
A person who is originated from England.
A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
A person who drinks a lot of tea, at least once every day and is from the country England land.
by wanking January 18, 2018