As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.
by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017
Get the Douche Wad mug.A name used to call your husband when he is being a dumbnut. His limited intellegence with his responses and behaviour. Also referencing the typical male thought process with his sexual organ as his primary thought process.
by AndieBarbie December 14, 2017
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Get the Dago wad mug.(n.) A large stack (or wad) of money, comprised primarily of single dollar bills, used to imply someone is rich when they actually aren't.
Bill pulled a huge stack of cash from his wallet, and handed it to his friend Jeff. Jeff, amazed, counted the stack to find it was made of mostly ones. Jeff was given a Tijuana Wad.
by Arlas July 3, 2015
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A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.
Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.
by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018
Get the Wad of condoms mug.a derogatory name used by someone usually a parent who has had to curb his/her language. So instead of calling someone an asshole, shit head or mother fucker, they substitute filth wad.
Gosh darn it, I'm gonna kick that filth wad's butt.
Will you please shut up you freakin' filth wad piece of crap.
Will you please shut up you freakin' filth wad piece of crap.
by BufuChuck February 3, 2010
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