dookey wads

Big explosive poopies

You big dookey wads!

by jellobelly101 April 18, 2018

Wad of condoms

A large amount of condoms.

A group of Geese are a Gaggle.
A group of Crows is a Murder.
A group of Condoms is a Wad.

Male 1 - I'm going muck spreading this weekend this weekend.
Male 2 - Mate, you're going to need a wad of condoms then.
Mother of male 1 - High fives male 1 and hands over 10 condoms.

by Angered Beaver December 31, 2018

Cock wad

Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick

-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad

by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt January 31, 2017

wad head

A name used to call your husband when he is being a dumbnut. His limited intellegence with his responses and behaviour. Also referencing the typical male thought process with his sexual organ as his primary thought process.

"Man, You are such a wad head. Senseless and useless you are."

by AndieBarbie December 14, 2017

Douche Wad

As of, or pertaining to a smart-ass that thinks he's funny but really isn't. Derived from douche bag.

You're a big douche wad

by Spitfire370 March 12, 2017

Dago wad

A wad of cash with a rubber band around it.

So, typical of an Italian pulling out a dago wad!

by Batman Dago February 6, 2018

filth wad

a derogatory name used by someone usually a parent who has had to curb his/her language. So instead of calling someone an asshole, shit head or mother fucker, they substitute filth wad.

Gosh darn it, I'm gonna kick that filth wad's butt.

Will you please shut up you freakin' filth wad piece of crap.

by BufuChuck February 3, 2010