gum wad

the product of eating all 14 pieces of gum inside of a trident watermelon package

Ethan: Owain i bought 4 packs of trident watermelon gum
Owain: lets eat the whole thing and make a big ass gum wad

by 8fag8fag8 December 13, 2018

Cock wad

Something to call a friend(or just someone in general)when they are being a real dick

-Yo did you see Austin just slap that baby?????
-Yea, hes being a real cock wad

by rgtrbefrtgrfdfrgt February 01, 2017

Doink Wad

A dismissive phrase used to describe inappropriate and illogical speach, ideas,actions or even apparent motivations.Sometimes used in subjective fashion.

I first heard this phrase used by my daughter in Kearneysville Wv.

Can you believe he said that to her? What a doink wad!

by Dura-Papa November 30, 2009

Dip-wad

Someone who is annoying in a way that is slightly over the average amount of annoying. Or perhaps they're just not cooperating...

Get over here, you dip-wad!

by +Fake+Noodle+ January 21, 2022

dilly-wad

a complte and total idot

dude ur the biggest dilly-wad ive ever fuckin seen

by j2dizzo September 08, 2003

filth wad

a derogatory name used by someone usually a parent who has had to curb his/her language. So instead of calling someone an asshole, shit head or mother fucker, they substitute filth wad.

Gosh darn it, I'm gonna kick that filth wad's butt.

Will you please shut up you freakin' filth wad piece of crap.

by BufuChuck February 03, 2010

wad head

A name used to call your husband when he is being a dumbnut. His limited intellegence with his responses and behaviour. Also referencing the typical male thought process with his sexual organ as his primary thought process.

"Man, You are such a wad head. Senseless and useless you are."

by AndieBarbie December 15, 2017