eye vortex

An especially attractive part of a man or womans body that is difficult to avert your gaze from.

Man Tasha's tits are such an eye vortex, she's caught me twice staring all ready

by the kupo god November 24, 2010

panty-vortex

(n.) the irresistible force of emotion that precipitates the twisting and bunching of panties.

The act of ejecting him from the group spawned a panty-vortex.

by Pizza Dan January 20, 2012

polar vortext

A cold and/or dismissive text reply.

Sean: "So I asked her if she wanted to hang out sometime and all she wrote back was 'k'."
Joe: "Damn, son. That's a polar vortext."

by gdbrainbdbrain November 16, 2014

Trash Vortex

A) Of or pertaining to a cultural dislocation; possibility violating any persistent interconnectivity principles
B) Rural slang for use in an bar or pub that is populated with uncouth patrons who have never listened to the Digable Planets song 'Rebirth of Slick'.

A) "Modern American culture has been encroached so deeply that this place is obviously a trash vortex."

B) "Come on Jimbo, this bar is a freakin trash vortex."

by Death of a Non-Salesman March 30, 2016

Officially Vortex

Officially Vortex or Sebastian is a man who has a beautiful voice. He is a British man who claims to have a voice that sounds like a old man but is losing to himself. He though has also been rumored to be a waifu but he says he is not since that is gay yet people say it is not since they say no homo.

Do you see that person claiming to be a old man since his voice sounds cool he must be a officially Vortex

by logan Jake Paul April 7, 2018

Someone voted yes

A phrase in Australia used after the gay marriage vote, to suggest someone is gay in a humourous manner

“Looks like someone voted yes”

by HairyShadow May 14, 2018

Fyre Vortex

A loser addicted to FPS without any experience in social interaction. Most commonly found yelling at their team about reinforcing bedroom or rushing B or peaking catwalk when the enemy has an awp. Will only play Ranked because casual is for pussies. Can be located in the match when maining Blitz or Jäger. Is extremely toxic but wont admit they are wrong. In Overwatch they dont switch off Hanzo because they belive they are rhe best there is.

Bill: “WHY DIDNT ANYONE REINFORCE HATCH????”
Bobby: Chill out you are being A Fyre Vortex

Ammy: “WHY THE HELL ARE YOU RUSHING B WITHOUT BOMB???”
Cindy: “Fucking Fyre Vortex ass mutherfucker”

by PaulSkeetman October 4, 2018