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life-vomit

to blog or microblog in a fashion completely uninteresting to those around you, or in your netwok, often in an overly-revealing, stream-of-consciousness fashion.
That d-bag life-vomits complete juvenile nonsense on Pownce.
by Andrew Badera January 2, 2009
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power vomit

The action of projecting vomit in a linear intense stream. Some times coming out the nose due to the extreame force.
"I did a power vomit all over the place lastnight."
by djjmr76 February 22, 2009
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Vomit Children

vomit children
When two people, who you could not possibly picture having sex, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because it's impossible to envision the former. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of babies is born.
I can't see Tim and Ash ever having sex. I just can't picture it. They should just have some vomit children.
by Jesse Bailey May 13, 2006
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baby vomit

A young woman of repressive upbringing who tries to be sexy in order to seem more mature. Said young woman is not mature and has no clue how to really be sexy; instead, she comes off looking slutty and childish.
These high school girls on Myspace think they're posing like models but they just look like baby vomit.
by Mr. Tomato September 17, 2008
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vomiting butterfly

When you cum on a chicks butthole but, not inside. Then you squish the buttcheeks together and then spread them appart and observe your beautiful vommitting butterfly.
Nick gave violet a vomiting butterfly cause bitch was spending his mother f*ing money.
by Niceapples November 12, 2009
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nut vomit

When you vomit so hard that it hurts your nuts.
I threw up so hard I had nut vomit.
by Krumpleforeskin September 8, 2011
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vomit rocket

When someone proceeds to vomit and thus shoots out of the oral canal like a rocket. This causes the vomit to land about 6 feet infront of the person who has vomited
Dan: "woah dude did you see that Kyle just vomit rocketed ."
Tyrone:"yeah I saw that but that shi was fucking nasty."
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