value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

Values

I've already described the ways in which this aligns with your purported values on both sides of the political aisle. But I also hit the Goku-button. So, that is why you are doing THIS.

Hym "Why post something that goes against my values? Tooooooo... I mean, for you, to save the children the would have been or will be saved by adequately addressing the problem I myself am having. For both of us, because the values we purport to have bare no relationship to what I'm actually going to do because I can change my mind at a moments notice and act against those values. Alex was just saying that YOU ARE TRYING TO ENFORCE repeatability and predictability... But that just makes me easier to kill or imprison. So does the weaponized schizophrenia. And that is why you are doing it. Make people as easy to imprison and kill without making it so easy that YOU get imprisoned and killed. I want me to be harder to kill. And now... I am. So... Don't you fucking worry about my values. YOU doing YOUR values is just doing whatever you're doing. Prime example: Ben Shapiro's moderators banned me for hate speech. If hate speech isn't real, how did I get banned for it? So, the problem is, you want me to DO YOUR VALUES and trust you to do your values... And I don't. It would be retarded to do that. Because then I would be do your values and you would be doing whatever you want. That's the entire point of the religion. Get me to do that bullshit so solipsists can do whatever (UP TO AND INCLUDING fucking retards instead of me and stealing my shit) they want AND! AND... then I have to forgive them. Nah."

by Hym Iam February 26, 2025

Value

Minions at the bridge

Ricky: Oh no it’s.....
Will: That’s right the definition of value!
Ricky: NOOOOOOO

by Bobbert Wilson December 13, 2021

valu

una persona increíble, siempre estará ahí mejorando tu vida con su buena vibra, son personas muy felices e independientes, son muy fuertes emocionalmente y te alentaran a cumplir todo lo que desees, similar a un ángel guardián! cuidemos a valu <3

joshua: no creo pasar este examen, soy pésimo en matemáticas /sad face
valu: josh, no te preocupes! tengo fe en que tendrás la mejor calificación de tu clase, eres increíble y te ayudaré a estudiar para que te sientas mejor :)

by irenecita <3 June 27, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old

The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29

by What the hell is a pseudonym12 April 1, 2024

Variable Value Asset

An asset whose variable value is dependent on the purpose for which it is being requested is known as a Variable Value Asset.

Donald Trumps defense in the New York fraud trial is that all valuations previously given are true, using the Variable Value Asset method of accounting.

by BobUpp November 6, 2023