upstairs bollocks

tits

look at the upstairs bollocks on her. She's got a lovely pair of upstairs bollocks

by screechie July 4, 2010

Upstate Tri-Thrust

A sexual position that works out triceps. The man puts his legs up on a low table or a chair while his hands are also on the edge of a different chair. The girl squats over his crotch while he does chair dips simultaneously banging the woman.

Dude, my arms are so sore from doing the upstate tri-thrust with my girlfriend last night.

by VannTheMann April 14, 2011

UPSable

UPSable is the appropriate size carton accepted for shipment by United Parcel Service

I sent the box of new shoes by UPS to my brother as they were UPSable, however UPS would not accept the new refrigerator that I wanted to send him as it was too big and so not UPSable.

by J. Renfrew June 16, 2013

Upstate Overtime

A version of Beer Pong overtime where four cups are stacked in a pyramid-like fashion, with three cups in a triangle acting as a base and one cup balanced in the middle on top of those three cups. The top cup must be landed in classic beer pong style or knocked off the top of the pyramid before the other three cups are deemed in play. Once the top cup is taken care of, but not before, the three cups at the base are to be played in regular pong style. Some may argue that this is the only true way to play overtime in beer pong.
Origins: Upstate New York; specifically Central New York
beer pong overtime

"We won a tight game of beer pong because the other team struggled to hit the top cup in Upstate Overtime."

by A-Train7733 September 7, 2016

upstairs google

Wen you materbate on the window of a upstairs motel on the complementary Wi-Fi

Damn I bout to for real go back to the room upstairs Google and shower

by Dirtypatdamann December 10, 2017

UpstairsSignificance

A good ol cunt nice

Look! UpstairsSignificance
Ah, that cunt

by Defrexx March 19, 2019

Upstate NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis, and then a woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

"Wow, man, you look like you could win the Upstate NY Steak Game."

by The Anonymous Homer May 15, 2019