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i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023
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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.
by TheDofToca February 3, 2023
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banana up your ass and around the corner

An insult.
Very painful if applied on real life scenario's.
I'm gonna stick a banana up your ass and around the corner, you asshole!
by NiborB524 September 23, 2016
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middle up your ass

To spoonfeed a bitch or whore or to fuck a sex toy with your middle finger.
I gave her so much money, it was my mistake that the middle up your ass!
The middle up your ass last night, and the results weren't pretty.
by Ranshiin X April 27, 2014
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I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.
Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!
by anonymous August 17, 2025
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Thumb-up-the-ass

A word to describe an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive comment or opinion online
Online person: (has an egotistical or unnecessarily dismissive opinion)

Online person 2: Jesus Christ on a cracker, please stop it with your fucking thumb-up-the-ass opinion
by Dr. Ough June 21, 2024
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up-ass

One of obesity's highest tiers. A symptom of fatness in which the ass and back merge into one, creating the appearance of an ass on the highest lumbar. Depending on the severity, the up-ass can reach higher levels on the vertebrae.
*Passing a 500 pound man in the store* "Excuse me sir your up-ass is in the way."
by gingersnap&chocolatechip March 17, 2024
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