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Turtle

A small amphibian with a hard shell and loose skin. It walks at a slow speed and can live for up to 200 years!
by SexyMan12271 November 5, 2013
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Turtle

There are many types of turtles and there very slow
Hey speed up you as slow as a turtle
by Oldman96 June 27, 2016
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Turtle

Turtles are love, turtles are life.
They can HIDE IN A FRICKING SHELL FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
A turtle? AHH it BIT me!!
"What's a turtle?" "... YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A TURTLE IS?!?!?!"
by Cjreeve404 March 5, 2017
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Turtle

A form of cuddling in which one person lays flat on his/her stomach and their cuddle buddy straddles his/her back like a turtle shell.
"Babe, wanna turtle?"

"Turtle me!"
by tinkerbish August 22, 2014
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Turtle

Verb

The sexual act of repeatedly inserting and removing only the head of the penis without inserting the shaft.
by Free Nerdity January 7, 2012
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Turtle

When a person is so drunk, they fall over and try to get up, but just rock back and forth on their back. Thus creating "the turtle"
Yo check out that chick turtleing... Should we help her? nah
by Count of Monte Cristi September 6, 2009
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Turtle

When you're talkin to a person, and they're not comprehending what your'e saying.
"Omg yo, ur so dumb! Turtle."
by Llened October 1, 2014
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