Surprise Trombone Buttsex
Where trombones yell surprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.
It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in surprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
Where trombones yell surprise buttsex and bang their bells together so that the noise echos in the room. Before engaging in trombone buttsex it is encouraged to lube your self up with cream, slide-o-mix, water, or all of the above.
Usually gets strange looks from everyone in the room.
It doesn't have to be with the brass trombones, because trombone is also a code word for boner. It is possible for a man and a women or a man and a man or even a women and women (if parts are there) to engage in surprise buttsex.
just go up to the partner, yell suprise, and pull down your pants and their pants and in engage in angry buttsex without lube.
Lube is optional but if u want to feel anything tmrw use it.
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)
horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Surprise Trombone Buttsex!
horny group: Butt sex!
horny man 1: What sex?
horny group: Butt sex!
Together: Surpise Trombone Buttsex!
(then procede to engage in buttsex or trombone buttsex)
horny man 1: hey
girl 1: hey
horny man 1: Surprise Trombone Buttsex!
by creatorofsuprisebuttsex October 4, 2009
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Get the tromboned mug.A tromooonkeyurtle is a strangely tall red neck person who prefers to live in South Dakota. He looks like a mix between a troll, moose, monkey, and turtle. He hooks up with High school juniors who are highly intoxicated a week after losing his virginity. (Only drunk girls are attracted to this beast....) After said hook up, the girls will be miraculously teased by their friends and will feel extreme regret.
"Look, over there! Its a Tromooonkeyurtle, ahhhh whats it doing to that poor girl." _Bystander 1
"I think its on top of her.... how gross!!!!!" -Bystander 2
Or
"EWWWWWWWWW! My friend just hooked up with a Tromooonkeyurtle, I have lost all respect for her..." -Friend 1
"I know right... Someone was horny" -Friend 2
"I think its on top of her.... how gross!!!!!" -Bystander 2
Or
"EWWWWWWWWW! My friend just hooked up with a Tromooonkeyurtle, I have lost all respect for her..." -Friend 1
"I know right... Someone was horny" -Friend 2
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