Texas Tornado

To grab a rope and a rare steak and place it inside of a woman’s vagina just to take out the rope while spinning it in the air screaming “yee-haw!”

“Hey man, have you done a Texas Tornado on your girlfriend yet? I bet she’ll love it!”

by HotPocketInMyAss November 29, 2018

titos tornado

Taking a pull of titos from the bottle followed by placing one's head on a baseball bat and spinning in a circle for 30 seconds then taking another pull of titos. Usually done by someone who had lost a bet

"Who ever loses this bet needs to do a titos tornado."

"I don’t want to do a titos tornado, they're the worst"

by Lofabread November 27, 2021

butt tornado

Noun. A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

Hey dude! Imma put on the a.c. and heated seats on at the same time. That’ll cause a butt tornado. What’s a butt tornado? It’s A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

by B-rizzle March 20, 2023

Ball Soup Tornado

When an individual is outside walking on a hot humid day and the air is so heavy it sticks to you. You can smell other people's body odor, including their balls, when they pass you walking by. The weather totally sucks making you feel as if you are "swimming in ball soup".

Kansas Summers / High Humidity/ Tornado Season .. aka - BALL SOUP TORNADO.

by CAckbloxer October 20, 2019

Tornado Strength

Being Very, Very, Very, Very, Strong, Like a Tornado

chainsaw brutality TORNADO STRENGTH!!!!!!!!!1

by devin and bros. October 16, 2008

tornmap

Tornmap is a highly superior being that is classified as having an IQ of 600. During an interview, he admitted earning his IQ from a show known as 'Rick And Morty'. His other 200 IQ points come's from eating tide podes. Contrary to popular belief, Tornmap has stage 4 cancer and down syndrome. He also has Autism and cancer. Despite that, Tornmap is Mexican and his name is John. Tornmap lives under a bridge with a laptop. His digital home is known to be on Kongregate. Along side that, Tornmap is very good at roasting people. His famous line is: "Your mom gay."

Have you ever seen Tornmap on Kongrate?

by BarnmanDonkeywall March 26, 2018

anti-tornado

an-tee-tawr-ney-doh

–noun
1. the phenomenon by which a person, place, or thing becomes suddenly and eerily more clean, organized, or structured than usual

2. a sudden and eerie calm, as of emotion or activity

Dude, what happened to your office? It looks like it was hit by an anti-tornado.

Damn, she looks great now! When did she get hit by the anti-tornado?

Just when I thought this company was in total chaos, BAM!...anti-tornado.

by The Kerfuffler December 17, 2010