Tors

I lump of bolders on a mountain.

Secondary defination: The reason for living.

Me and about well 20+ people are almost certain that tors clutch toggles.

by Falcon August 29, 2003

Torso Pants

A shirt for you chest and tummy region, Pants for your Torso

A T-Shirt, I like your Torso Pants.

by Swiminblondy April 4, 2008

Tombstoning

An activity whereby you see how far you can let a ‘stool’ slip out and still be able to suck it back in.

"General! Sir! Tombstoning complete. I just successfully retracted 2 inches of loaf."

or

"Your Excellency has the air of a man mid-tombstoning."

by Bontempi July 29, 2007

man-toris

The gooch of any shy and sensitive man.

Fuckin Tony is strokin his man-toris again cuz his 'girlfriend' won't talk to him, probly cuz he told her she's crazy.

by CapnCrouton May 11, 2004

toris

toris
also spelled 'toris, a slang for the clitoris. pronounced TOR-is, unlike the second half of the full word "clitoris." typically spoken when covertly recounting a sexual escapade to a friend when others are around, and "clit" or "clitoris" would be inappropriate.

"It took me three hours to find the 'toris and then I went all over the place."
means: "i couldn't find the clit and i nutted all over her," but sounds like you were trying to find your car or something

by Baba Oriley September 23, 2008

Dirty torsten

When a man shits all over the floor then gets his gay partner to screw In the shit

And eats the left overs

Oh my lord chad gave me a dirty torsten
I can't wash the taste out of my mouth

by Drubbleses December 20, 2019

Tombstoning

Sexual excitement

Tombstoning - A sexual act where you submerge your lover in ice cold water for a time and then make love to her cold stiff body. Great for the necrophiliacs amoung us :)

by Necros are us November 9, 2012