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timmy topper

Timmy Topper is a pronoun used to designate your annoying friend that always one ups your story regardless if their story is true or not.
Rachel says to Joey Monica is such a timmy topper. I was talking to chandler about how i saved 10 dollars on my shoes and then Monica comes in and say s she saved twenty dollars. Whatva cunt.
by Ohan33 November 12, 2015
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Lap Topper

A girl who can't stop or is always giving lap dances
OMG that girl gets around so much. Man she is a lap topper
by Mr.Goatheadboy January 4, 2019
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Titty-Topper

When a girl strips naked, puts lotion on their breast, and spins a fidget spinner on the nipple.
Hey did you know that a titty-topper is good for your health if you do it once a day?
by Ur 3 MoMs GaY April 11, 2019
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Pencil Topper

1. A way to describe any tall and thin person that rides on top. 2. Any person that rides a small dick.
Bro, Natalie is like the perfect pencil topper.
by Castlemaniatv March 29, 2021
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short topper

a person who temporarily shaves their head after an event - pleasing or painful.
! not to be confused with a certain hair condition or certain charities.
A: LOL look at that guy/girl, they're bald as fuck!
B: no, they're just a short topper.
A: what?
B: y'know, someone who shaves their head to restart life and--
A: LOL what the fuck?
B: short topper.
by reallifenojoke July 21, 2021
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cotton topper

Old People. Because their hair gets white (the color of cotton). “Toppers” for short.
We demolished a couple cotton toppers on the pickleball court today. They couldn’t keep up.
by anonymous December 25, 2021
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lemonade topper

Think of it as fucking taking a piss in the tank of a toilet. Like an upper decker but with piss.
He did a lemonade topper in yo toilet man.

Fuck I know shit sucks
by Mrs. Simms January 7, 2022
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