hot toots

You know when you have a toot, and it just kind of feels hot coming out? That is a hot toot. No poop comes out, it is just a hot toot.

George had a lot of hot toots last night after eating too much Taco Bell

by Kira’s Husband November 21, 2022

snootle toot

Common insult in the north meaning goat nose fart.

You there! Snootle toot!

by five finger fingering June 6, 2016

Juicy toot

When you try to pass gas and diahrea comes out instead

Damn I just juicy tooted. I gotta hit the head

by Tacos_y_burritos October 2, 2016

Uku Toots

A talented stoner with an iq of 150.

He is a genius, must be an Uku Toots

by Candystiis May 31, 2022

toot a roo

A bump of cocaine to keep you awake through a long trip .

My friend Georgie told me I need a “toot a roo” to help me drive 1,000 miles without sleeping

by Grrravy May 14, 2018

Willy toot

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.

I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.

by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022

Tuna Toot

An extremely smelly queef

"Omg Tina tuna tooted lastnight and it smelled horrible"

by Andrewtate101 April 13, 2023